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Friday, September 3, 2010

Texting with Matt on a Friday

We haven't had a TEXTING WITH MATT post in quite a while. I believe it's time.

I need to give you a bit of background on this one. One of my husband's favorite things to do is cause me to "waste my breath." He will ask a question he already knows the answer to, then play dumb when I try to explain it to him. For example, he will say, "What girl are you talking about?" (Knowing EXACTLY who I am talking about.) I explain, and then he proceeds to pretend like he can't place here. After a five minute conversation when my frustration level is off the charts, he'll start laughing. And I know... I've been had.

Enough background. Here we go. Texting with Matt on a Friday, presented in its original, terrifying grammar.


MATT: Already forgot what you wanted. Can you text it to me

ANG: Half and half, oil, and a hammer to smash jeb's train that he won't let me stop

MATT: What type of oil

ANG: Veg

MATT: What kind

ANG: Veg

MATT: What

ANG: VEGETABLE!!

MATT: I just got you to waste a text. (Insert evil laughter that I didn't witness personally but I KNOW was there.)

ANG: I want a divorce.

3 comments:

Cindy said...

He Loves you So!!! :) :) :)

Kelsey said...

OK, that was great! Thanks for the laugh! =)

mer@lifeat7000feet said...

Oh, this is almost as funny as the arnold palmer video. :)